butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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