i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
