I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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