Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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