escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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