Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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