I must be too annoying 4 u.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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