Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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