I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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