is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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