some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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