big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
