Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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