that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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