She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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