Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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