We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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