My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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