420 ftw
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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