god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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