awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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