in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Help. Why am I so naked?
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