Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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