I think I am morally bankrupt
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
