So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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