he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
