okay pat passed out under dana's car
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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