Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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