Where did you get a picture of my penis
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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