Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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