Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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