is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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