Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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