Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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