Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
is that a dick in a sweater?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
as a side note pls kill me
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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