I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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