he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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