I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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