dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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