talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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