But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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