great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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