So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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