Buhtt sex?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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