I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
sex in a hospital.. check
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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