Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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