that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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