The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
