I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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