just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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