i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
cat food counts as protein by the way
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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